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| Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.... more
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| Why dont men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.... more
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| Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?A. A widow.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like old car tires.Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| What did God say after she made Eve?"Practice makes perfect."... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?A. A power failure.... more
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| Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?A. You didnt hold the pillow dow... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like remote controls.Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.... more
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