| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What is a computer virus?A terminal illness.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you do if your computer hums?Tell it to change its socsks!... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Im running Windows 95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isnt working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What did the mouse say to the webcam?Cheese.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?Im afraid not. Im only able to type with one hand as it is.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their trainers.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?Click Turpin... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of their PCs. "The cup holder... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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