home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes   CATEGORIES :: RANDOM JOKE ACCOUNTANT JOKES BALD JOKES BAR JOKES BEAUTY JOKES BIRTHDAY JOKES BLONDE JOKES BOOK TITLE JOKES BUSINESS JOKES COMPUTER JOKES DENTIST JOKES DINOSAUR JOKES DIVORCE JOKES DOCTOR JOKES FOOD JOKES HALLOWEEN JOKES INTERNET JOKES KNOCK KNOCK JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES MONEY JOKES OLD AGE JOKES POLITICAL JOKES SALESMEN JOKES SPELLING JOKES SPORT JOKES YO MAMA JOKES ZODIAC JOKES ZOO JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Men jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 421   Joke: One night a wife found her husband standing over their babys crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism.Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband."A penny for your thoughts," she said."Its amazing!" he replied. "I just cant see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $46.50."   More Men Jokes: 1.    Category: Men jokes   Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but thats about it.... more 2.    Category: Men jokes   A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?Dating children.... more 3.    Category: Men jokes   Wheres the safest place to hide money from a man?Under the soap... more 4.    Category: Men jokes   Men are like vacuum cleaners.Theyre not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.... more 5.    Category: Men jokes   Men are like computers.Hard to figure out and never enough memory.... more 6.    Category: Men jokes   A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men... more 7.    Category: Men jokes   Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.... more 8.    Category: Men jokes   Q: What are two reasons why men dont mind their own business?1. No mind2. No business.... more 9.    Category: Men jokes   Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman?A: Desperate!... more 10.    Category: Men jokes   Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?A: Wo... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts