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| Men are like shag carpets.Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.... more
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| What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?A chauffeur.... more
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| Q. Whats a mans idea of honestly in a relationship?A. Telling you his real name.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes  |
| There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:"dont" and "stop".... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns dont talk.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?Close the door.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like curling irons. Theyre always hot, and theyre always in your hair.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Why did God create a man before a women?You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.... more
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