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| A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never... more
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| Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, I took my girlfriend to see The bride of Dracula last night.Oh... more
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| People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.... more
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| They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean shes escaped from the funny farm?... more
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| Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time.... more
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| Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.Will: Pity its not on her head.... more
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| First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think thats vanity? Second girl: No, its ima... more
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| Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldnt find a cran... more
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| First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.... more
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| A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head."Hmmm," said the doctor. "Ive no idea what it is." Th... more
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