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| How many men does it take to make popcorn?Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.... more
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| 2. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like soap operas.Theyre fun to watch, but dont believe everything you hear.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes |
| How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?Dump him.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Wheres the safest place to hide money from a man?Under the soap... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes |
| Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: Why is it dangerous to let your mans mind wander?A: Its too little to be out alone.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes |
| What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs dont turn into men when they drink.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Whats a mans idea of honestly in a relationship?A. Telling you his real name.... more
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