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| Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen... more
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| A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature o... more
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| Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "Youre next." They stopped... more
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| Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didnt have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didnt have t... more
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| The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens."It is wonderful," the... more
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| Whats the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?Get married on his birthday.... more
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| A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace,... more
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| The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South Carolina, looking all fresh,... more
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| An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams an... more
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| "Will the father be present during the birth?"asked the obstetrician."Nah," replied the mother-to-be,"He and my husband... more
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