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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 578 | | | | Joke: | A woman and her lover are on the bed in the womans home, whenall of a sudden, they hear the front door open and close."Oh, no, its my husband!"The man says, "Wheres your back door?""We dont have a back door" says the woman.The man then asks, "Well, where do you want a back door?" | | | |
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