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Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks tohis wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take tosay "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "Im sorry" ?
 
 


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