| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "C... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesnt work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!Pupil: But then... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldnt get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged i... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What did one mouse say to the other mouse?I get a click out of you.... more
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