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Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:2 stars     
Views:4364
 
Joke:"And hows yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, shes too weak t be dangerous anymore!"
 
 


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