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| Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?Yo... more
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| A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some o... more
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| A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for d... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met a... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee,"... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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| A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing "Lo... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more
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| "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more
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