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| A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and b... more
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| Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more
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| At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switch... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee,"... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more
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| "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more
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| If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a b... more
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