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| Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more
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| If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits.... more
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| Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?Yo... more
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| What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.... more
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