home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes   CATEGORIES :: RANDOM JOKE ACCOUNTANT JOKES BALD JOKES BAR JOKES BEAUTY JOKES BIRTHDAY JOKES BLONDE JOKES BOOK TITLE JOKES BUSINESS JOKES COMPUTER JOKES DENTIST JOKES DINOSAUR JOKES DIVORCE JOKES DOCTOR JOKES FOOD JOKES HALLOWEEN JOKES INTERNET JOKES KNOCK KNOCK JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES MONEY JOKES OLD AGE JOKES POLITICAL JOKES SALESMEN JOKES SPELLING JOKES SPORT JOKES YO MAMA JOKES ZODIAC JOKES ZOO JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Computer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 1038   Joke: A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world peace - was doing nothing, cried out for help. No problem, the IBM technician said. First, open a "window" to launch a specific program. The conversation continued, and the caller asked a few moments later if it might be all right to close the window. Why, the IBM technician asked. Because, the caller responded, it was getting very chilly.   More Computer Jokes: 1.    Category: Computer jokes   Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!Pupil: But then... more 2.    Category: Computer jokes   Websters Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to... more 3.    Category: Computer jokes   A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me... more 4.    Category: Computer jokes   They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?... more 5.    Category: Computer jokes   What happened when the computer fell on the floor?It slipped a disk.... more 6.    Category: Computer jokes   Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned o... more 7.    Category: Computer jokes   Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesnt work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac... more 8.    Category: Computer jokes   Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1... more 9.    Category: Computer jokes   Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more 10.    Category: Computer jokes   Q: Which way did the programmer go?A: He went DATA way!... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts