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| A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for d... more
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| A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more
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| What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.... more
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| If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a b... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| The bartender asks him "Whatll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and s... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more
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| Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?Yo... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?... more
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| "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawye... more
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