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Category:Bath jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Boy: Dad, dad, theres a spider in the bath. Dad: Whats wrong with that? Youve seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!
 
 


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