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| A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee,"... more
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| 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "Ive just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect t... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?... more
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| First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more
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