| 1. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?Yo... more
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| 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect t... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How can you tell a lawyer is lying?Other lawyers look interested.... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
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