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| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?Yo... more
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| A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for d... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofh... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am... more
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| Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.... more
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| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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