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| What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
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| If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
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| "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "Ive just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more
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| An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much i... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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| If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?... more
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| A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some o... more
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| A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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