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| Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a computer.My goodness, youd better come to my surgery right away!I cant, my power ca... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| My computer isnt that nervous. Its just a bit ANSI.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?The Netcracker suite.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you stuff your computers disk drive with herbs?A thyme machine.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?The cat kept fiddling with i.t.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the c... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What did one mouse say to the other mouse?I get a click out of you.... more
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