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| One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workst... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?The Netcracker suite.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.The problem with mathematicians is that t... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it coul... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Ive been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automa... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| My computer isnt that nervous. Its just a bit ANSI.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.... more
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