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Category:Computer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:3 stars     
Views:1271
 
Joke:A customer called to say he couldnt get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the screen and pressing the "send" key.
 
 


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