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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message.She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error?There isnt even a keyboard attached?
 
 


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