Have you seen www.apathy.com?No, and quite honestly I cant be bothered.

1. Have you seen www.dustbin.com?Yes, but its a load of rubbish.

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2. Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?Because he footman turned into a mouse.

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3. Why couldnt the baby camel surf the Internet?Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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4. What goes round the middle of the Internet?The e-quator.

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5. Have you seen www.usedmatch.com?Yes, but I didnt find it striking.

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6. Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?Because they cant stop saving their work.

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7. What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?A URLologist.

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8. What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?Anything you like, theyre not listening to you anyway.

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9. Do you enjoy websurfing?No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!

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10. Since youve discovered the Internet, you dont pay any attention to me!Who said that?

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