What surfs the Internet and goes, Choo, Choo?Thomas the Search Engine.

1. Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hundred.1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed.7 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently or to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.17 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.21 to flame the spell checkers.49 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.20 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.32 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb.69 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling

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2. Our website should have more colour, more games, more sound!Look, what more do you want? Blood?

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3. Does your dog know how how to surf the internet?No - but hes got a ruff idea.

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4. Did you know pillows have their own website?Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!

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5. Have you seen www.brokenglass.com?Yes, but its not all its cracked up to be.

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6. Whats the best city to search the World Wide Web in?Rome.

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7. Do you like web jokes?Yes - theyre e-larious!

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8. Where is Pinocchios website?On the splinternet.

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9. Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?www.oody www.oodpecker.

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10. Have you seen www.dustbin.com?Yes, but its a load of rubbish.

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