Did you like www.flower.com?Not at first....but it grew on me!

1. Youre a big Internet fan arent you?Yes - its becoming a habit!

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2. What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?Spotted click

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3. Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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4. Where does the Internet football team play?Webley.

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5. Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hundred.1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed.7 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently or to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.17 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.21 to flame the spell checkers.49 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.20 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.32 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb.69 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling

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6. Since youve discovered the Internet, you dont pay any attention to me!Who said that?

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7. I use the internet to tell me what the weathers like.How do you do that?I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know its raining!

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8. Have you seen www.shelterfromtherain.com?Yes, but it doesnt really stand out.

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9. Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com?No, Ill ketchup with it later.

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10. What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website....Hyp, Hyp Hooray.

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