Did you know pillows have their own website?Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!

1. Why do you think your report should be on the net?Because my marks are all Es.

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2. Have you seen www.usedmatch.com?Yes, but I didnt find it striking.

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3. What do builders use to make websites?Com.crete.

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4. How are you getting on with the Internet?Surf far, so good.

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5. PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

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6. Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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7. Teacher: What are the four elements?Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet.Teacher: What do you mean the Internet?Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever Im on the Net, Im in my element.

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8. Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.

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9. Do you like surfing the net?Oh yes, Ive really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)

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10. Can you show me how to use the Internet?Id better - otherwise youll just go round and round in circles.

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