So what exactly can I learn on the Internet?Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an Indian.How?See? Its working already.

1. What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?Spotted click

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2. Where does the Internet football team play?Webley.

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3. Doctor, doctor, I feel like Im part of the Internet!Well, you do look a site

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4. Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, youll be fat and useless when you grow up.Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!

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5. Did you like www.flower.com?Not at first....but it grew on me!

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6. What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?e-t.

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7. What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?Anything you like, theyre not listening to you anyway.

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8. What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?A very, very big spider !

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9. Have you seen www.boomerang .com?Yes, I return to it again and again.

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10. Did you know pillows have their own website?Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!

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