How do you find white shirts on the Internet?Use a starch engine.

1. What do you put in a www.ashing machine?Net curtains!

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2. What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?Boy do we have problems.

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3. Who writes all his plays on the Internet?Will-e. Shakespeare.

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4. Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?I cant help it, Im hooked.

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5. Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet?Har e-potter.

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6. How do you fix a broken website?With stick e-tape.

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7. What do you call an Internet mystery?An e-nigma.

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8. Have you seen www.quicksand.com?Yes, but it hasnt sunk in yet.

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9. Why do you think your report should be on the net?Because my marks are all Es.

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10. Where does the Internet football team play?Webley.

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