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| Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?Because DEC 25 = OCT 31... more
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| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.The problem with mathematicians is that t... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workst... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Penti... more
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| What is an astronauts favorite key on a computer keyboard?The space bar.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company.During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "Youre all par... more
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| A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it coul... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... more
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