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| While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.He said it said "Fil... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| This computer you charged me L950 for doesnt work....and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| One of Microsofts finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their trainers.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Ive been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automa... more
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