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| What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!... more
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| Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong? Because the rest are weekdays.... more
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| Theyre perfectly matched. Hes blinded by love and her looks are out of sight !... more
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| Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I "NEED" you!... more
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| What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?Sister Matic !... more
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| How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? Take them out their wheelchair.... more
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| What is an archaeologist ? Someone whos career is in ruins !... more
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| A man is hired by the circus to perform a necessary but rather unpleasant task. He is asked to walk behind the elephants... more
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| Two women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they fill the pool with -- freshwater or sea water?... more
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| Bank manager: Im sorry, sir, you cant open an account with this sort of money. Theyre wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I o... more
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