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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:When Fred was applying for a credit card, the manager of the credit card company asked him if he had much money in the bank. "I have," said Fred. "How much?" asked the manager. "I dont know exactly," said Fred, "I havent shaken it lately."
 
 


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