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| Who won the animal race?The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!... more
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| What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?An aard-shark!... more
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| Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that... more
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| How do ants hide from aardvarks?They disguise themselves as uncles!... more
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| Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!... more
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| Where does the aardvark family always come first?In the phone book!... more
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| What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?Snout about!... more
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| What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?An ant-ihistamine!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark astronaut?A starredvark!... more
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| What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark?A hardvark!... more
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