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| What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?A herd of stampeding aardvarks!... more
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| What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?If you cant beat em, eat em!... more
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| Whos aardvarks favorite male singer?Frank Sinostril!... more
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| What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?An ant-ihistamine!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark thats just lost a fight?A vark!... more
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| Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!... more
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| What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?Snout about!... more
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| Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks cant?Aardvarks dont have trunks!... more
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| What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?An aard-shark!... more
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| What do you call a Polish aardvark?A Polaark!... more
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