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| Come on, Fred, Ill take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!... more
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| A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages"An whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keep... more
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| When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order?A zoo-t suit!... more
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| 4. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should do for his first task.... more
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| Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?" "Yes," replied Dra... more
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| Caller: Finally! I got through! Ive been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!... more
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| "Hey, Pop," pleaded Angelo, "can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys?" "Whats the matter with you?" asked his father. "Wh... more
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| Zoo Keeper:"Ive lost one of my elephants"Other Zoo Keeper:"Why dont you put an advert in the paper?"Zoo Keeper:"Dont be... more
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| A father and his small son were standing in front of the tigers cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and... more
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| One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwins Origin of Species. In... more
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