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| Caller: Finally! I got through! Ive been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!... more
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| There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the de... more
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| A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-... more
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| Father and son standing outside the elephants cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here long en... more
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| 5. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him?... more
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| 6. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?... more
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| 7. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| Zoo visitor: Whats the new baby hippos name? Hippopotamus keeper: I dont know, he wont tell me.... more
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| A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lions mouth," the vet told him."How do I do that?" he asked."Car... more
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| You dont see many reindeer in zoos, do you?No. They cant afford the admission.... more
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| 10. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla ca... more
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