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| Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordans r... more
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| Freds class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when she got... more
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| One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwins Origin of Species. In... more
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| A father and his small son were standing in front of the tigers cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and... more
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| My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, "If you want people to see you they can come here and do... more
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| When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order?A zoo-t suit!... more
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| What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses?Nothing, he... more
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| Zoo visitor: Whats the new baby hippos name? Hippopotamus keeper: I dont know, he wont tell me.... more
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| Whats the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo?In a Northern zoo you have the name of the animal and the... more
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| There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the de... more
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