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| "Hey, Pop," pleaded Angelo, "can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys?" "Whats the matter with you?" asked his father. "Wh... more
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| You dont see many reindeer in zoos, do you?No. They cant afford the admission.... more
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| Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?" "Yes," replied Dra... more
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| Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling roar. "Lets get out of he... more
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| What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film... more
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| Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla ca... more
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| 7. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him?... more
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| Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordans r... more
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| A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lions mouth," the vet told him."How do I do that?" he asked."Car... more
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| When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order?A zoo-t suit!... more
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