home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes  
 

 

CATEGORIES ::


SEARCH ::

Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Zoo jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:4 stars     
Views:6237
 
Joke:A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think theyll go?"The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"
 
 


More Zoo Jokes:

1.   Category: Zoo jokes  0 stars
A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages"An whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keep... more

2.   Category: Zoo jokes  4 stars
A father and his small son were standing in front of the tigers cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and... more

3.   Category: Zoo jokes  5 stars
The Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year they predicted the general luck and overall mood of the year by watching the... more

4.   Category: Zoo jokes  0 stars
Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should do for his first task.... more

5.   Category: Zoo jokes  1 stars
Father and son standing outside the elephants cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here long en... more

6.   Category: Zoo jokes  0 stars
Whats the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo?In a Northern zoo you have the name of the animal and the... more

7.   Category: Zoo jokes  0 stars
Caller: Finally! I got through! Ive been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!... more

8.   Category: Zoo jokes  0 stars
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the f... more

9.   Category: Zoo jokes  0 stars
My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, "If you want people to see you they can come here and do... more

10.   Category: Zoo jokes  0 stars
Freds class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when she got... more


 
   
 




home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke
ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes
Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts