Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

1. Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

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2. yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the Ws.

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3. Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

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4. Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

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5. yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!

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6. Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

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7. Yo mamas house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

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8. Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

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9. yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

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10. Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!

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