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| Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their presen... more
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| A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together.St. Peter greets them at the pea... more
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| A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entran... more
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| So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "Youre going to spend eter... more
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| Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.... more
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| St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why do you deserve to pa... more
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| A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. Come with m... more
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| This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of... more
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| A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"The man says, "Methodist."St. Peter looks down his list... more
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| Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "Im sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions arent ready ye... more
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