Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)

1. Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, but the job never gets done --- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how its supposed to be done!

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2. Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - theyd rather sit in the dark.

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3. Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: So who wants to know? Why do *you* want to know? Are you a cop?

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4. Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.

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5. Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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6. Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The sun is shining, the day is young, weve got our whole lives ahead of us, and youre inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?

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7. Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos dont change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while theyre out.

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8. Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take all week and when theyre done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French and shine any colour you want from it.

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9. Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: only the inner light matters.

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10. Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. Plus a portable phone, an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffers Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."

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