For what person do all men take off their hats?The barber.

1. Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.

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2. How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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3. Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit.

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4. What do you call a high-priced barber shop?A clip joint.

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5. How can you avoid falling hair?Get out of the way.

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6. What kind of hair do oceans have ?Wavy !

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7. Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didnt come in for a shave!

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8. Who never gets his hair wet in the shower? A bald man.

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9. two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one starts complaining about being bald. the other guy says to have a transplant operation.the bald guy says he cant afford it.so his mate says to go and have some rabbits tattooed on his head. The bald guy says how will that help? His mate says well from a distance they will look like hares.(hairs)

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10. A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, "Howd you get such lovely blonde hair" Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, "Its natural." The guy walked by the second girl and asked, "Howd you get such pretty brown hair?" Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, "Its natural." Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked, "Howd you get such cool green hair?" Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said, "Its natural."

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