Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?

1. Whats a barbers favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper.

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2. I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !

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3. Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didnt come in for a shave!

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4. two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one starts complaining about being bald. the other guy says to have a transplant operation.the bald guy says he cant afford it.so his mate says to go and have some rabbits tattooed on his head. The bald guy says how will that help? His mate says well from a distance they will look like hares.(hairs)

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5. What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm.

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6. A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there?Its crowded & dirty and full of Italians. Youre crazy to go to Rome.So, how are you getting there?""Were taking TWA," was the reply. "We got a great rate!""TWA?" exclaimed the barber. "Thats a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and theyre always late.So, where are you staying in Rome?""Well be at the downtown International Marriott.""That dump! Thats the worst hotel in the city. The rooms are small, the service is surly and theyre overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?""Were going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope.""Thats rich," laughed the barber. "You and a million other people trying to see him.

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7. What do you call a proton with big hair? A froton.

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8. What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?Radio waves !

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9. What kind of hair do oceans have ?Wavy !

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10. Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !

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