Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. "No," said Mom. "Its glue." "I thought so," said Janet. "I wondered why I couldnt get my hat off today."

1. Whats a barbers favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper.

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2. Your so bald, I can see what your thinking.

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3. Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didnt come in for a shave!

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4. How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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5. Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their mustaches.

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6. The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the childrens parents had quoted from the Bible in the past week. Little Timmy paused, but then spoke up, "My daddy doesnt have any hair on his head. Daddy says that God put hair on everything that he was ashamed of."

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7. A punk walked into a barbers shop and sat in an empty chair. "Haircut, sir?" asked the barber. "No, just change the oil, please!"

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8. How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short.

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9. First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didnt turn a hair! Second boy: Im not surprised - your dads bald!

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10. A man sitting in a barbers chair noticed that the barbers hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber explained, "Yes, sir, no ones been in for a shampoo yet."

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