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Category:Hair and bald jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. "No," said Mom. "Its glue." "I thought so," said Janet. "I wondered why I couldnt get my hat off today."
 
 


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