| 1. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.... more
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| 2. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didnt turn a hair! Second boy: Im not surprised - your dads bald!... more
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| 3. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).... more
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| 4. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ?Yes, here is a paper bag !... more
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| 5. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.... more
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| 6. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| Your so bald, I can see what your thinking.... more
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| 7. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short.... more
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| 8. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Barber !Barber who ?Barberd wire !... more
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| 9. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didnt c... more
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| 10. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| What kind of hair do oceans have ?Wavy !... more
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