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Category:Hair and bald jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:1 stars     
Views:1999
 
Joke:a guy was teased everywhere of his totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yrs of this, he decided that he should say sumthin about it! so he stood up on2 the tallest statue and shouted 4 everyone 2 hear: I AM NOT BALD, ITS JUST THAT IM TALLER THAN MY HAIR!
 
 


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