What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?An amoeboo!

1. A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends. "No," he replied, "Im an unmade bed." Another boy wore a sheet over his head. "Are you an unmade bed?" asked his friends. "No, Im an undercover agent," he replied.

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2. What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ?No one moved. They couldnt stir without her.

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3. Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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4. What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?An amoeboo!

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5. Q: Whats Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.

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6. What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.

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7. Who turns the lights off at halloween ?The lights witch !

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8. How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!

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9. What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devils food cake and Boo-berry pie.

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10. Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets.

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